Got Glad

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Its getting colder and a lot of revolutionaries probably are cursed with Seasonal Affective Disorder, so I just wanted to throw an idea your way that might keep shiz in perspective. Whenever I get down, I say to myself, "Man, its all relative." Here are some personal examples:

'shiz, I hate making my bed everyday'... 'ster, at least you GOT a bed'
'why am i so lazy? what am i doing with my life! ...'ster, at least you GOT a life’
'I'm unhappy with the size or performance of my genital member'... 'ster, at least you GOT a dick.'

Now, that last one was not personal. Do you think I would joke so openly, I mean, no, yes, I am appreciative that I have a penis, ok, well for my guys out there, I'm just making a point that, haha point, anyway, that its not at all the end of the world if your octopus tentacle is more like an escargo. If your snake is more like a rat tail. If your rod is more like a ipod wire. I say this because its relevant to the season, its getting even colder guys, we need to protect ourselves, genital-ly AND pyschosexually.

To sum up my message about how its all relative - I would like to offer a pun heavy analogy: Sometimes we’re down, but you’ll be happier if you just realize what you got - a few bucks to buy a magazine or even a happy thought - and use those to pump yourself up, again.

And this one also: When your being hard on yourself, maybe its healthy, if your thinking...relative.

Oh, and this one: Give yourself a hand!
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